Slow Go…

Okay, still alive, though somedays just barely. Still feeling weak and tired but getting around some and hoping rehab will help me gain my strength back. Had post-op meeting with surgical group yesterday and all “seems” to be in order with regards to X-rays, blood work and wound. I’m also cleared to drive starting next week (look out Texas).

Have never ever experienced all the various feelings, mood swings, ups and downs, etc. but then too I have never had a surgical procedure this serious before. I started to write numerous times but body and mind are just not in sync (not that they ever were) so hang with me please.  Doc said it can take up to three months or more to get back to some semblance of normalcy.

Thank you to all who’ve written and sent cards….you da best.

2022 – Predictions

Fisher finally comes out with a new multi frequency detector to appease all those complaining about the time between new models.  It’s will be part of the F-series, Target ID detector models and called the FU2.

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Nokta Makro and Deus enjoyed hearing all the “when will it be available” complaints so much they now plan to release all their forthcoming new models simultaneously with teasing videos at least 6 months prior.

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Popular YouTube detectorist tells how it’s done in new book titled “Gullibility”.

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There’s a sudden drop in video equipment purchases after wannabee YouTube treasure hunters find that recovering metallic items from the ground is fun all by itself.

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Ron Guinazzo starts running his English Barn hunts via Zoom while sitting at a Tiki Bar in Aruba.

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Doc’s Metal Detecting Supply, the designer of the “Swingy Thingy” introduces a new product aimed at the older male detectorist.  It’s called the “Swingy Dingy” and attaches to the hip (Ships in plain brown box).

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Paul Barford suddenly wants to return to the UK to live creating an uproar amongst the British. Parliament will take up the matter right after Boris discusses it with close friends at a wine & beer social (masks and social distancing optional of course).

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Dominique Ivy wins Olympic gold medal for metal detecting on a dirt bike wearing a bikini in the snow.

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Nigel Swift of “Heritage Journal” has nervous breakdown after hearing about the passing of Farmer Brown.

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Nokta Makro comes out with a SMF pinpointer for $8.95.

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Jocelyn Elizabeth flips boy friend for $19.95 plus $9.95 shipping.

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New Book hit’s the Polish market this month titled “So That’s It Huh?” It’s subtitle – How to Breakdown, Decipher, Understand and Make Sense of Everything Paul Barford Ever Said”

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Dick Stout has first glass of wine after six month hiatus.

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20 Comments

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20 responses to “Slow Go…

  1. wendell

    Praying that you continue to improve and make a complete recovery, Dick.

  2. Sounds like the perfect life for me Dick. I actually did. LOL
    Be well my friend

  3. Randy Dee

    Hello Dick great to hear you sounding positive after enduring such rough time both during and after your operation, here’s wishing you a swift recovery and take care.

  4. Hey Ricardo!
    Good to see you’ve still have that sense of humour! Love it. Good to have ya back!
    i’m just sayin’

  5. Dominique Ivy

    I loved winning the detecting bikini contest! I hope you’re the one handing me the trophy.
    Hang in there!
    ❤️

  6. Packrat

    Doc says on schedule and you are starting to get around and soon driving. All positive steps forward , so keep up the good work. Looking forward to more posts

  7. Linda Bennett

    Be patient with yourself!

  8. john taylor

    the “rooster” awaits!
    I’m just sayin’

    (h.h.!)
    j ( 3 stabs ,waitin on 4) t.

    • JT the doc said I could have a glass or two but believe it or not I haven’t had that overriding desire/urge. Suspect the multitude of pills has something to do with it.

  9. john taylor

    dick! be careful ya don’t get addicted, or you’ll be buyin’ shares in big Pharma!
    I’m just sayin’

    (h.h.!)
    j.t.

  10. Tony

    Dick, I enjoyed your 2022 predictions but why not start a zoom meeting when you get better. Just dress up as a Genie with a crystal ball…..might go over big, you never know.

  11. john taylor

    yeah! would seem out of place for you! just sayin’

    (h.h.!)
    j.t.

  12. I’ll run the pin pointer by Dilek OK? 😂😂😂

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