Passing along a tip I received from an old friend and hope it may help one or two of you in your quest for new permissions.
Jersey Joe (Grasso) offered the following…
Reasons My Metal Detector is Better than Yours
1. I paid more for it
2. Has tone break (what’s that?)
3. Came with a free ball cap & pouch
4. Because the dealer said so
5. Only finds coins in uncirculated condition
6. Has cool colors
7. Has a bumper guard, so it doesn’t get scratched when I lean it on my shovel
8. Sees thru iron…and woman’s blouses
9. The box says “new and improved”
10. Has MAX after its name (anything that says PRO, ADVANCED, PLUS or MAX is a winner, in my book)
11. The chicks dig it
12. All my homies and those famous YouTubers swear by it
13. The VDI screen has the nicest icons I’ve ever seen
14. The dealer threw in free shipping
15. Detects a dime on edge 1/3″ deeper than current technology
16. They drove a Sherman tank off a cliff to introduce it (hot damn!)
17. Has built-in voicemail, so I can let the machine pick up when my wife calls
18. Unit is waterproof to 200 feet, just in case I ever decide to break the world scuba diving record
19. Runs on 2 hearing aid batteries
20. Makes my fellow club members jealous as f@ck!
Happy St. Patty’s Day…Have One for Me!