John Howland apparently put his beer down for a few minutes, and decided to share his thoughts on the new Minelab GPZ 7000. Do keep in mind however that whenever he buys anything, he always relates the cost to how much beer he could get for the same amount of money. Anyway here’s Johnny!!.
When asked if they would have sex with Bill Clinton, 86% of women in D.C. said, “Not again.”
Did you hear about the archaeologist who accidentally swigged from a bottle of Tippex thinking it was liquid Viagra? He woke up in the morning with a huge correction.
Interviewer: “What’s your greatest weakness?”
Interviewer: “I don’t think honesty is a weakness.”
Candidate: “I don’t give a f**k what you think.”
A Nugget of Wisdom…
“Success comes to those who have an entire mountain of gold that they continually mine, not those who find one nugget and try to live on it for fifty years“…John C. Maxwell
I’ll see y’all in the bar!