Just found something that all you relic hunters might be interested in (and especially the gals). I may be wrong about this but I will let you all decide. Unfortunately the “camo” model seems to be sold out (sorry Diva). My only regret is that I didn’t come up with idea. Damn! Click on this link and tell me what you think? Great video as well!
Diva, since this is a British company maybe we could persuade Mr. Winter or Mr. Howland to be the middleman and we could distribute here in the States? Think of it… “Dick & Diva’s Shit Boxes, Inc.“. Nice ring to it don’t ya think?
THE DICK & DAN SHOW…coming soon
Well, for all you TV detecting show critics I may have come up with “the” show and I think you will like it. Now this idea started out with a casual response to something Dan Hughes posted on Facebook but somehow the conversation continued and wound up being asinine (and stupid too), and later I asked Dan to delete it. Before I asked however I copied and saved it.
Anyway you all remember “Abbott & Costello”? Well this is “Dick &Dan”….It starts with Dan’s comment:
I get lots of porn spam (Adriana is a persnickety little thing), but today I got one with this provocative headline: HAS ANYONE EVER SEEN YOU NAKED BY ACCIDENT? I’m trying to think of a scenario where that might happen, but I’m not having much luck.
Dick Stout: If you find anything please don’t share it…
Dan Hughes: Same to you, Dick!
Dick Stout: Don’t think a naked photo of either of us would get much notice…just a guess.
Dan Hughes: Yeah, don’t know if there’s a market for naked photos of old treasure writers. Maybe if we were using detectors….
Dan Hughes: Wonder if Western & Eastern Treasures would put a shot of the two of us on the cover?
Dick Stout: Probably not but suspect it would be big selling issue…
Dan Hughes: “Is your magazine’s circulation anemic? Subscriptions down? Newsstand purchases dropping? Let Dick and Dan save the day!”
Dick Stout: You know we could have the control boxes in strategic places….?
Dan Hughes: Dick, I think maybe we’re getting a little too much into this….
Dick Stout: Yeah, you are probably right…sorry.
Dan Hughes: Remember the White’s control boxes from the 1960s? They were so big nobody would know we were naked.
Dick Stout: I could probably get away with using a “Troy” today….
Dan Hughes: No WAY I can top that one, Dick! I quit!
Dick Stout: Me too….can you delete this.
For those of you not familiar with Dan Hughes please peruse his website, and if you don’t have his Metal Detecting Manual consider getting it. It’s extremely well done.
SPEAKING OF ASININE & SMALL….
John Howland just sent me his latest update to the Malamute Saloon and I thoroughly enjoyed reading it. Hope you will too. The three topics he discusses are examples of where the archaeological community needs to stand down, though I suspect that’s not possible. To read Bubba’s latest click on the Malamute Saloon link above and scroll down to today’s date.
You are welcome to take extracts from or link to my website/blog. All I ask is that you have the courtesy to give me an acknowledgement….thanks!
Thanks to my good friend Bob Kerr for the following….
Inscribed on Russell J. Larsen’s headstone in Logan, Utah
Five rules for men to follow for a happy life
- It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
- It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
- It’s important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn’t lie to you.
- It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.
- It’s very, very important that these four women do not know each other, or you could end up dead like me.
(Mr. Larsen died not knowing that he would win the “Coolest Headstone” contest)